Wednesday Wisdom: Funny Quotes to Get You Through the Hump Day
Wednesday – the hump day of the week. It’s the day when you’re not quite halfway to the weekend, but you’re not quite stuck in the monotony of Monday either. To help you power through this mid-week slump, we’ve gathered a collection of funny Wednesday quotes that’ll make you laugh, smile, and maybe even roll your eyes (in a good way, of course).
- “Wednesday: when you realize you’re not even halfway to the weekend and you still have two more days of adulting to do.”
- “I’m not lazy, I’m just on Wednesday mode. That’s a thing, right?”
- “Wednesday is like the middle child of the week. It’s not the start, it’s not the end, it’s just…there.”
- “What’s the best part about Wednesday? It’s not Monday. What’s the worst part about Wednesday? It’s not Friday.”
- “Wednesday is the day when you start to wonder why you even bothered making a to-do list on Monday.”
- “On Wednesdays, I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. There’s a difference.”
- “Wednesday morning: when you wake up and realize you still have to adult for two more days.”
- “If Wednesday were a person, it would be that one friend who’s always like, ‘Hey, what’s up?’ but never actually does anything about it.”
- “Wednesday is the day when you start to think that coffee should be a food group.”
- “Why is Wednesday so hard? Because it’s not Friday, that’s why.”
These funny Wednesday quotes are the perfect pick-me-up to get you through the hump day blues. So go ahead, share them with your friends, and remember – it’s almost Friday (but not quite)!
Bonus:
“Wednesday wisdom: if you can’t adult today, just pretend you’re a cat and take a nap. No one will judge you.”
More Funny Wednesday Quotes to Get You Through the Hump Day
- “Wednesday: when you’re not even sure what day it is anymore, but you know it’s not Friday.”
- “I’m not saying I’m not productive on Wednesdays, I’m just saying I’m more productive at procrastination.”
- “Wednesday is like the in-laws of the week. You’re not really sure why they’re here, but you know they’re not going anywhere anytime soon.”
- “What’s the difference between Wednesday and a unicorn? One is a mythical creature that doesn’t exist, and the other is Wednesday.”
- “Wednesday morning: when you wake up and realize you’re still alive, but your motivation is dead.”
- “Wednesday is the day when you start to think that maybe, just maybe, you should have taken that extra shot of espresso this morning.”
- “I’m not lazy on Wednesdays, I’m just on energy-saving mode. Like your phone, but without the notifications.”
- “Wednesday: when you’re stuck between ‘I can do this’ and ‘I need a nap’.”
- “Why do Wednesdays feel like Mondays, but without the excitement of a new week?”
- “Wednesday wisdom: if all else fails, just remember that pizza is always a good idea. Unless you’re on a diet. Or have gluten intolerance. Or…”
These funny Wednesday quotes are the perfect way to poke fun at the mid-week slump and remind yourself that, hey, it’s almost Friday (but not quite). So go ahead, share them with your friends, and remember to take a deep breath – you got this!
Bonus:
“Wednesday pro tip: if you can’t adult today, just put on a pair of sweatpants and call it a day. Trust us, no one will judge you.”
Sandy D